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  The Thraxas series

  by Martin Scott (aka: Martin Millar)

  Thraxas

  Novel first published by Orbit: 1999.

  Reprinted as the first half of the omnibus Thraxas by Baen: 2003.

  Thraxas and the Warrior Monks

  Novel first published by Orbit / Little, Brown UK: 1999.

  Reprinted by Orbit: 2001, and as the second half of the omnibus Thraxas by Baen: 2003.

  Thraxas at the Races

  Novel first published by Orbit / Little, Brown UK: 1999.

  Reprinted by Orbit: 2001, and as the first half of the omnibus Death and Thraxas by Baen: 2004.

  Thraxas and the Elvish Isles

  Novel first published by Orbit / Little, Brown UK: 1999 (?).

  Reprinted by Orbit / Little, Brown UK: 2000, and as the second half of the omnibus Death and Thraxas by Baen: 2004.

  Thraxas and the Sorcerers

  Novel first published by Orbit / Little, Brown UK: 2001.

  Reprinted by Baen: 2005 and 2007.

  Thraxas and the Dance of Death

  Novel first published by Orbit: 2002.

  Reprinted by Baen: 2005 and 2007.

  Thraxas at War

  Novel first published by (Orbit?): 2003.

  Reprinted by Baen: 2006 and 2007.

  Thraxas Under Siege

  Novel first published by Orbit: 2005.

  Reprinted by Baen: 2006 and 2008.

  For further information, see Martin Millar’s website and the Thraxas website.

  AXE ME NO QUESTIONS

  I strap on my sword. Makri wears both her swords, more or less hidden under her cloak, and slips a long knife into each of her boots. As usual, she is not entirely comfortable without her axe, but it’s too conspicuous. She tends to get stopped and questioned, which is inconvenient when we’re on a case.

  She’s still grumbling as we depart. “You never know when you’ll need your axe. Once, in the slave pits, I was fighting four Orcs and my first sword broke, my other sword got stuck in the second Orc, and when I stabbed the last one, my knife blade broke. So, right then, when I didn’t have a weapon, they threw in this enormous Troll carrying a club the size of a Human. So that just goes to show.”

  “Goes to show what?” I ask.

  “That you should never be without your axe.”

  “We’ll just have to hope we don’t meet a giant Troll. Did you kill the Troll with your bare hands?”

  “No. I vaulted up the wall to the Orc Lord’s gallery. His chief bodyguard ran in front of me so I took his sword off him, stabbed him with it, and leaped back into the arena. The Troll was confused and I was able to hack him to pieces. Then the Orc Lord’s bodyguards leaped down into the arena, all eight of them. It was a pretty close thing for a while, but I managed to pick up another sword and once I had one in each hand, I just mowed them down. The crowd went berserk. I had the longest standing ovation ever granted to a gladiator.”

  “Is that story true? Or are you just practising for your speech at the rhetoric class?”

  “Of course it’s true. You think I can’t defeat thirteen Orcs and a Troll? Now you mention it, though, it would make a good speech.”

  “What subject are you meant to be talking about?”

  “Living peacefully in a violent world.”

  THRAXAS

  This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.

  Thraxas copyright © 1999 by Martin Scott. Thraxas and the Warrior Monks © 1999 by Martin Scott.

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form.

  A Baen Book

  Baen Publishing Enterprises

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  ISBN: 0-7434-7152-0

  Cover art by Monte Moore

  First U.S. printing, September 2003

  Distributed by Simon & Schuster

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  New York, NY10020

  Typeset by Bell Road Press, Sherwood, OR

  Production by Windhaven Press, Auburn, NH

  Printed in the United States of America

  Thraxas

  Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  Chapter Twenty-Seven

  Chapter Twenty-Eight

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  Chapter Thirty

  Chapter Thirty-One

  Chapter One

  Turai is a magical city. From the docks at Twelve Seas to Moon Eclipse Park, from the stinking slums to the Imperial Palace, a visitor can find all manner of amazing persons, astonishing items and unique services. You can get drunk and swap tales with Barbarian mercenaries in the dockside taverns, watch musicians, tumblers and jugglers in the streets, dally with whores in Kushni, transact business with visiting Elves in Golden Crescent, consult a Sorcerer in Truth is Beauty Lane, gamble on chariots and gladiators at the Stadium Superbius, hire an Assassin, eat, drink, be merry and consult an apothecary for your hangover. If you find a translator you can talk to the dolphins in the bay. If you’re still in need of fresh experiences after all that, you could go and see the new dragon in the King’s zoo.

  If you have a problem, and you don’t have much money, you can even hire me. My name is Thraxas. I’ve done all of the things mentioned above. Apart from the King’s new dragon. I haven’t seen that. I don’t feel the urge. I saw enough dragons in the last Orc Wars.

  I am forty-three, overweight, without ambition, and prone to prolonged bouts of drinking. The sign on my door mentions the word Sorcerer but my powers are of the lowest grade, mere tricks compared to the skills of Turai’s greatest. I am in fact a Private Investigator. Cheapest Sorcerous Investigator in the whole magical city of Turai.

  When the situation is bad and the Civil Guard won’t help, you can come to me. When what you really need is a powerful Sorcerer but if you can’t afford to hire one, come to me. When an Assassin is on your tail and you want someone to serve as cannon fodder, come to me. If the city Consul isn’t interested in your case and you’ve been ejected from the offices of the high-class Investigators uptown, I’m your man. Whatever people’s problems are, when they’ve exhausted all other avenues and can’t afford anything better, they come to me. Sometimes I’m able to help them. Sometimes not. Either way my finances never improve.

  I used to work at the Imperial Palace. I was a Senior Investigator with Palace Security but I drank myself out of the job. That was a long time ago. No one there is much pleased to see me these days.

  I live in two rooms above the Avenging Axe, a dockside tavern run by Gurd, an ageing northern Barbarian who used to fight for Turai as a mercenary. He was a good fighter. So was I. We fought alongside each other on many occasions, but we were a lot younger then. It’s a lousy place to live but I can’t affo
rd anything better. There are no women in my life, unless you count Makri, who works as a barmaid downstairs and sometimes acts as my assistant. Makri, a strange bastard mix of Human, Elf and Orc, is a handy woman with a sword, and even the drunken lechers who frequent Gurd’s tavern know better than to abuse her.

  As far as I know, Makri has no romantic attachments, though I’ve caught her a few times looking wistfully at some of the tall handsome Elves who occasionally pass through here on their way from the docks to Golden Crescent. No chance with them however. Makri’s mongrel breeding makes her a social outcast practically everywhere. A pure-bred Elf wouldn’t look at her twice, for all her youth and beauty.

  I have no desire for any personal involvements, not since my wife ran off to the Fairy Glade with a Sorcerer’s Apprentice half my age. Enough to put any man off. I wouldn’t mind a client though. Funds are low and Gurd the Barbarian never likes it when his rent is late.

  The Palace should hire me to find the missing Red Elvish Cloth. That’s a big story in Turai just now, though they tried to keep it quiet. Red Elvish Cloth is more valuable than gold. I’d be in for a big reward if I found it. Unfortunately no one wants me. Palace Security and the Civil Guard are both on the case, and express every confidence that they’ll locate it soon. I have every confidence they won’t. Whoever was smart enough to hijack a load of heavily guarded Red Elvish Cloth on its way to the city is smart enough to hide it from the Guard.

  Chapter Two

  Early spring in Turai is temperate and pleasant, but brief. The long summer and autumn are unbearably hot. Every winter it rains continually for thirty days and thirty nights. After that it freezes so cold that beggars die in the streets. Which is enough about the climate for now.

  The brief spring has ended and the temperature is starting to rise. Already I’m feeling uncomfortable, and I’m wondering if it’s too early for my first beer of the day. Probably. I’m broke anyway. I haven’t had a client in weeks. You might think that the crime rate in the city has dropped, except that crime in Turai never drops. Too many criminals, too much poverty, too many rich businessmen waiting to be robbed, or waiting to make an illegal profit. None of this money is coming my way however. The last time I worked I was successful, finding a magic amulet that old Gorsius Starfinder the Sorcerer mislaid during a drunken spree in a brothel. I recovered it and managed to keep the whole affair fairly quiet. His reputation at the Palace might suffer if his fondness for young prostitutes was too widely known.

  Gorsius Starfinder promised to put a little business my way in return, but nothing has come of it. You can’t really depend on a Palace Sorcerer to repay a favour. Too busy social climbing, drawing up horoscopes for young Princesses and that sort of thing.

  I’ve just decided that there is really no alternative to going downstairs and having a beer, early or not, when there’s a knock at my outside door. I have two rooms and use the outer one as an office. A staircase comes right up from the street for anyone who wishes to consult me without walking through the tavern.

  “Come in.”

  My rooms are very messy. I regret this. I never do anything about it.

  The young woman who walks in looks like she might wrinkle her nose at anything less than a suite of rooms at the Palace. She pulls back her hood to reveal long golden hair, deep blue eyes and perfect features. Pretty as a picture, as we Investigators say.

  “Thraxas, Private Investigator?”

  I nod, and invite her to sit down, which she does after clearing some junk off a chair. We look at each other from opposite sides of the table over the remains of dinner from yesterday, or maybe the day before.

  “I have a problem. Gorsius Starfinder told me that you may be able to help. He also told me you were discreet.”

  “I am. But I think you might already have earned some attention coming down to Twelve Seas.”

  I’m not referring to her beauty. I gave up complimenting young women on their beauty a long time ago. Around the time that my waistband expanded too much to make it worthwhile. But she is strikingly dressed, way too expensively for this miserable part of town. She’s wearing a light black cloak trimmed with fur and under this she has a long blue velvet toga more suitable for dancing with courtiers in a ballroom than picking your way over the rotting fish heads in the street outside.

  “My servant drove me here in a small cart. Covered. I don’t think anyone saw me coming up the stairs. I wasn’t quite prepared for—”

  She waves her hand in a motion which covers both the state of my room and the street outside.

  “Fine. How can I help?”

  When an obviously wealthy young lady visits me, which is very seldom, I expect some reticence on her part. This is not unnatural, because such a person would only consult me if she’s in some tight situation that she absolutely does not want any of her peers to know about, something so potentially embarrassing that she doesn’t even want to risk going to a high-society Investigator up in Thamlin in case word leaks out. This young lady however is far from reticent and wastes no time getting to the point.

  “I need you to recover a box for me. A small jewelled casket.”

  “Someone steal it?”

  “Not exactly.”

  “What’s in it?”

  She hesitates. “Do you need to know?”

  I nod.

  “Letters.”

  “What sort of letters?” I ask.

  “Love letters. From me. To a young attaché at the Niojan Embassy.”

  “And you are?”

  She pauses briefly, slightly surprised. “I’m Princess Du-Akai. Don’t you recognise me?”

  “I don’t get out much in high society these days.”

  I suppose I should have recognised her from my work at the Palace, but the last time I saw her she was ten years old. I wasn’t expecting the third in line to the Imperial Throne to waltz into my office. Imagine that. If King Reeth-Akan, Prince Frisen-Akan, and Prince Dees-Akan were all to die in an accident right this minute, I’d be sitting here talking to the new ruler of the city-state of Turai. Over a plate of three-day-old stew. Perhaps I should tidy my place more often.

  “I take it your family would not be pleased to learn that you’ve been writing love letters to a young Niojan attaché?”

  She nods.

  “How many letters?”

  “Six. He keeps them in a small jewelled box I gave him.”

  “Why can’t you just ask for it back?”

  “Attilan—that’s his name—refuses. Since I broke off our relationship he’s been angry. But I had to. God knows what my father would have said if he’d learned of it. You understand this is very awkward. I can’t ask Palace Security for help. The Royal Family has occasionally used Private Investigators for—other matters—but I can’t take the risk of going anywhere I’ll be known.”

  I study her. She seems very calm, which surprises me. Young Princesses are not meant to write love letters. And not to Niojan diplomats of all people. Although there has been peace for a while now, Turai and our northern neighbour Nioj are historical enemies. Nioj is very strong and very aggressive and our King spends half his time desperately keeping the peace with them. To make things worse, the Niojans are a deeply puritanical race, and their Church is particularly caustic about the state of the True Religion in Turai, always criticising something or other. Niojans are not the most popular of people in Turai.

  If word of the affair leaked out there would be a terrible scandal. The public in this city loves a scandal. I still know enough about Palace politics to guess at what some of the factions would make of it. Senator Lodius, leader of the opposition party, the Populares, would exploit it as a means of discrediting the King. So I wonder a little about the Princess’s apparent serenity. Perhaps our Royal Family are bred to control their emotions.

  I take some details. I bump up my daily fee but even then I can tell she’s shocked at how little I charge. Should have asked for more.

  “I don’t imagine it�
��ll be too difficult, Princess. You mind spending a little money to get them back? I expect that’s what he’s after.”

  She doesn’t mind.

  She asks me not to read the letters. I promise not to. She covers her head with her hood and departs.

  My mood finally lightens. An easy enough case, in all likelihood, and I now have some money. It’s lunchtime. I go downstairs for a beer. No reason not to. Perfectly respectable thing for a man to do after a hard morning’s work.

  Chapter Three

  The bar is full of dock workers and Barbarian mercenaries. The dockers drink here every lunchtime and the Barbarians are stopping off on their way to enlist in the army. All the tension between Turai and Nioj has led to heavy recruitment recently. There’s trouble in the south as well, on the border with Mattesh. Some dispute about the silver mines. Turai belongs to a league of city-states with Mattesh and others, to defend us from the larger powers, but it’s falling apart. Damned politicians. If they lead us into another war I’ll be on the first horse out of town.

  Gurd frowns at me. I give him some rent money. He smiles. He’s a man of simple emotions, Gurd. I look round for Makri to see if she’ll join me for a beer but she’s too busy with the lunchtime trade, hurrying round the tables with her tray, collecting tankards and taking orders. Makri wears a tiny chainmail bikini at work, in keeping with the general “Early Barbarian” decor that adorns Gurd’s place, and as she has a particularly fine figure and the bikini exposes almost all of it she generally does well for tips.

  Makri is a highly skilled swordswoman and if she was actually fighting you would never catch her in a chainmail bikini. She’d be dressed in full leather and steel body armour with a sword in one hand and an axe in the other and she’d have your head off your shoulders before you noticed whether she had a nice figure or not, but the bikini keeps the customers happy. Her long black hair hangs down over her dark, slightly reddish shoulders, her unusual skin colour the product of her Orc, Elf and Human parentage.